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New Year's Eve is finally here,
where we can be drunk in public and no one minds.
That's why this is the best holiday.

...............A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
but a wise man tells her that her mouth
is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

...............It's your birthday, and I must say,
you certainly take the cake! And the ice cream.
And all the rest of the snacks.
Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
...............Don't feel uncomfortable about your age.
We will all one day get as old as you are.

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REKLAMA
Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item
that they desperately need.
Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item
that they don't need at all.

...............1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday?
The good news is that they aren't teaching
the date of your birth in history classes yet.
The bad news is that means I don't have
the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!

...............Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian,
Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME!
All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!

...............Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
if they can't get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb.

...............You will be a little bit older,
a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
Happy New Year!

...............The only reason you hate your birthday
is because people give you odd gifts,
scary cards with weird messages in them,
and because you're getting older.
Happy Birthday!


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