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A diplomat is a man who always
remembers a woman's birthday
but never remembers her age.

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I made you a birthday cake to celebrate,
but I couldn't light the candles.
It turns out the fire department
requires a permit for bonfires.

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Because I'm a guy, I think what you're wearing is fine.
I thought what you were wearing five minutes
ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine.
With the belt or without it looks fine.
Your hair is fine. You look fine.
Can we just go now?

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Someone once said that a true friend
remembers your birthday, but not your age.
I remember both.
Shouldn't that account for something?

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REKLAMA
Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
if they can't get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb.

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You will be a little bit older,
a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
Happy New Year!

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The most fun part about making
New Year's resolutions is breaking
New Year's resolutions.
Can't wait to mess up with you.


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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
but a wise man tells her that her mouth
is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

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Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian,
Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME!
All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!

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Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item
that they desperately need.
Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item
that they don't need at all.

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