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Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
if they can't get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb.

...............I figured out, what's the most difficult thing to do.
I think it's the counting of your wrinkles.
It's impossible to find one.

...............The most fun part about making
New Year's resolutions is breaking
New Year's resolutions.
Can't wait to mess up with you.


...............Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian,
Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME!
All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!

...............
REKLAMA
You will be a little bit older,
a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
Happy New Year!

...............It's your birthday, and I must say,
you certainly take the cake! And the ice cream.
And all the rest of the snacks.
Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
...............I made you a birthday cake to celebrate,
but I couldn't light the candles.
It turns out the fire department
requires a permit for bonfires.

...............The first mark of ageing appears when
you start forgetting things.
In your case there are no such problems.
You have transcended all the hassles.

...............Someone once said that a true friend
remembers your birthday, but not your age.
I remember both.
Shouldn't that account for something?

...............A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
but a wise man tells her that her mouth
is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

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