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REKLAMA

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Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item
that they desperately need.
Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item
that they don't need at all.

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I figured out, what's the most difficult thing to do.
I think it's the counting of your wrinkles.
It's impossible to find one.

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Because I'm a guy, I think what you're wearing is fine.
I thought what you were wearing five minutes
ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine.
With the belt or without it looks fine.
Your hair is fine. You look fine.
Can we just go now?

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Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
if they can't get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb.

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REKLAMA
The first mark of ageing appears when
you start forgetting things.
In your case there are no such problems.
You have transcended all the hassles.

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Don't feel uncomfortable about your age.
We will all one day get as old as you are.

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The most fun part about making
New Year's resolutions is breaking
New Year's resolutions.
Can't wait to mess up with you.


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It's your birthday, and I must say,
you certainly take the cake! And the ice cream.
And all the rest of the snacks.
Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
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1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday?
The good news is that they aren't teaching
the date of your birth in history classes yet.
The bad news is that means I don't have
the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!

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The only reason you hate your birthday
is because people give you odd gifts,
scary cards with weird messages in them,
and because you're getting older.
Happy Birthday!


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