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REKLAMA

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Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
if they can't get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb.

...............The first mark of ageing appears when
you start forgetting things.
In your case there are no such problems.
You have transcended all the hassles.

...............Someone once said that a true friend
remembers your birthday, but not your age.
I remember both.
Shouldn't that account for something?

...............New Year's Eve is finally here,
where we can be drunk in public and no one minds.
That's why this is the best holiday.

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REKLAMA
It's your birthday, and I must say,
you certainly take the cake! And the ice cream.
And all the rest of the snacks.
Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
...............I made you a birthday cake to celebrate,
but I couldn't light the candles.
It turns out the fire department
requires a permit for bonfires.

...............You will be a little bit older,
a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
Happy New Year!

...............1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday?
The good news is that they aren't teaching
the date of your birth in history classes yet.
The bad news is that means I don't have
the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!

...............Because I'm a guy, I think what you're wearing is fine.
I thought what you were wearing five minutes
ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine.
With the belt or without it looks fine.
Your hair is fine. You look fine.
Can we just go now?

...............The most fun part about making
New Year's resolutions is breaking
New Year's resolutions.
Can't wait to mess up with you.


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