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Someone once said that a true friend
remembers your birthday, but not your age.
I remember both.
Shouldn't that account for something?

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New Year's Eve is finally here,
where we can be drunk in public and no one minds.
That's why this is the best holiday.

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Because I'm a guy, I think what you're wearing is fine.
I thought what you were wearing five minutes
ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine.
With the belt or without it looks fine.
Your hair is fine. You look fine.
Can we just go now?

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Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian,
Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME!
All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!

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REKLAMA
You will be a little bit older,
a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
Happy New Year!

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Don't feel uncomfortable about your age.
We will all one day get as old as you are.

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The most fun part about making
New Year's resolutions is breaking
New Year's resolutions.
Can't wait to mess up with you.


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The only reason you hate your birthday
is because people give you odd gifts,
scary cards with weird messages in them,
and because you're getting older.
Happy Birthday!


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Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
if they can't get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb.

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I made you a birthday cake to celebrate,
but I couldn't light the candles.
It turns out the fire department
requires a permit for bonfires.

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