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I made you a birthday cake to celebrate,
but I couldn't light the candles.
It turns out the fire department
requires a permit for bonfires.

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Because I'm a guy, I think what you're wearing is fine.
I thought what you were wearing five minutes
ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine.
With the belt or without it looks fine.
Your hair is fine. You look fine.
Can we just go now?

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It's your birthday, and I must say,
you certainly take the cake! And the ice cream.
And all the rest of the snacks.
Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
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A New Year is the chance to start
over with a clean slate.
Too bad my credit card won't start
over with a blank slate.


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REKLAMA
Don't feel uncomfortable about your age.
We will all one day get as old as you are.

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I figured out, what's the most difficult thing to do.
I think it's the counting of your wrinkles.
It's impossible to find one.

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The most fun part about making
New Year's resolutions is breaking
New Year's resolutions.
Can't wait to mess up with you.


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Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
if they can't get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb.

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The only reason you hate your birthday
is because people give you odd gifts,
scary cards with weird messages in them,
and because you're getting older.
Happy Birthday!


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A diplomat is a man who always
remembers a woman's birthday
but never remembers her age.

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