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The most fun part about making
New Year's resolutions is breaking
New Year's resolutions.
Can't wait to mess up with you.


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1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday?
The good news is that they aren't teaching
the date of your birth in history classes yet.
The bad news is that means I don't have
the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!

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The only reason you hate your birthday
is because people give you odd gifts,
scary cards with weird messages in them,
and because you're getting older.
Happy Birthday!


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A New Year is the chance to start
over with a clean slate.
Too bad my credit card won't start
over with a blank slate.


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REKLAMA
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
but a wise man tells her that her mouth
is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

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I made you a birthday cake to celebrate,
but I couldn't light the candles.
It turns out the fire department
requires a permit for bonfires.

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I figured out, what's the most difficult thing to do.
I think it's the counting of your wrinkles.
It's impossible to find one.

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New Year's Eve is finally here,
where we can be drunk in public and no one minds.
That's why this is the best holiday.

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It's your birthday, and I must say,
you certainly take the cake! And the ice cream.
And all the rest of the snacks.
Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
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Don't feel uncomfortable about your age.
We will all one day get as old as you are.

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