Someone once said that a true friend
remembers your birthday, but not your age.
I remember both.
Shouldn't that account for something?
The most fun part about making
New Year's resolutions is breaking
New Year's resolutions.
Can't wait to mess up with you.
A diplomat is a man who always
remembers a woman's birthday
but never remembers her age.
The first mark of ageing appears when
you start forgetting things.
In your case there are no such problems.
You have transcended all the hassles.
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
but a wise man tells her that her mouth
is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
I figured out, what's the most difficult thing to do.
I think it's the counting of your wrinkles.
It's impossible to find one.
Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item
that they desperately need.
Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item
that they don't need at all.
The only reason you hate your birthday
is because people give you odd gifts,
scary cards with weird messages in them,
and because you're getting older.
It's your birthday, and I must say,
you certainly take the cake! And the ice cream.
And all the rest of the snacks.
Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
if they can't get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb.
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