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REKLAMA

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Tagi: Men, Chief, Censorship

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I made you a birthday cake to celebrate,
but I couldn't light the candles.
It turns out the fire department
requires a permit for bonfires.

...............A diplomat is a man who always
remembers a woman's birthday
but never remembers her age.

...............It's your birthday, and I must say,
you certainly take the cake! And the ice cream.
And all the rest of the snacks.
Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
...............Someone once said that a true friend
remembers your birthday, but not your age.
I remember both.
Shouldn't that account for something?

...............
REKLAMA
The most fun part about making
New Year's resolutions is breaking
New Year's resolutions.
Can't wait to mess up with you.


...............1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday?
The good news is that they aren't teaching
the date of your birth in history classes yet.
The bad news is that means I don't have
the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!

...............The first mark of ageing appears when
you start forgetting things.
In your case there are no such problems.
You have transcended all the hassles.

...............New Year's Eve is finally here,
where we can be drunk in public and no one minds.
That's why this is the best holiday.

...............A New Year is the chance to start
over with a clean slate.
Too bad my credit card won't start
over with a blank slate.


...............Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian,
Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME!
All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!

...............
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